The Internet Is Worthless

The Internet is worthless.

Besides porn and looking up movie times, the world would keep on spinning if it went away.  Sure, there’d be some who would lose their livelihood, but those people really dodged natural selection by jumping onboard.

(Of course, I’ll take it all back if we get a bunch of advertisers.)

Since modern society frowns upon us taking off a glove and slapping our opponent’s face to challenge them to a duel, we must rely on the Internet to act as weasels and slap them via the web. Just ask Perez.

Did Al Gore have any idea when he invented the Internet that it would explode with worthless blogs, people peddling their fly head collections on eBay and 24 hour coverage of Britney?

Wait, Al Gore didn’t invent the Internet.

But he did make up global warming.

Let the Hate Mail flow!!!

People Are Stupid

Enough Said.